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Jade Grenade
External Services:
  • jadegrenade@livejournal.com

What to say to decribe me in this space?
To actually give you a hint of who you may or may not be be adding,
I'll try.

Don't try to classify me in whatever stereotype you think I belong in,
cause you'll be wrong.
I am what I am, and frankly, I don't give a shit about it.
Just me, and all I can tell you about that is I ain't yer average girl.
Yes I wear PVC, yes I wear a leather jacket with patches and pins,
yes I wear polka dots, high heels or stomping boots,
I've worn my hair in every style from mohawks to pincurls,
I listen to a ton of music genres,
from punk to industrial to rockabilly and psychobilly,
I love spy jazz, opera, you name it!
What does that make me?
It doesn't make me anything.
I'm not interested in what that makes me,
all I know is that I like it.

I have an extreme case of potty mouth.
I'm a fucking sailor, what can I say...
I come from a military base in Newfoundland, Canada,
and although I've lost my accent,
I use a fuck of alot of naughty words and slang.
Especially when wasted!
I'm a lover of body mods, suspensions, alternative lifestyles, pin ups,
hot rods, and anything obscure that grabs and keeps my attention.
I have a thing for grenades.
I'm extremely silly, friendly and kind hearted,
but I can be a total cunt if you rub me the wrong way.
I do however try to live my life getting shits & giggles.
I surround myself with people and things that are positive.

I am not a person who thrives on negativity.
I also don't take myself too seriously, I don't think anyone should. If you can't laugh at yourself who the fuck can you laugh at?!
Got a problem with that? Then kindly fuck off,
don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

Still here? Alright I'll go on...
I have an extreme problem with rude, dishonest and overdramatic people.
I just don't have time for that bullshit.

I do alot of modelling when I have spare time from Pin-Up to fetish,
you can check out my portfolio on ModelMayhem.com under Jade Grenade
and I also model and perform for a risque fetish group
called Cybernaughtyka here in Edmonton,
and I enjoy the fuck out of it.

You can check out Cybernaughtyka's website and our
personal profiles by clicking the following photos:

I'm newly married to the man I've devoted my life to for the last 8 years.
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I have great friends, a great career and a fantastic social life I wouldn't trade for anything.

Also I am an extremely interested in anything to do with The Kidney Foundation
or other related charities,
my husband has been living without kidneys for over 5 years now
and it is an affliction that we all should be aware of.
Do your part and sign your donor cards,
you don't need your fleshy bits after your gone,
why not leave your mark on the world by saving a life? :)
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Feel free to friend me if you like,
I do try to keep up with the people on my list and am always interested
in meeting people that amuse me in some way or another.

I LOVE posting pictures of EVERYTHING!!
If you can't deal with that, don't bother adding me! :)
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